I gave a lap dance to and had unprotected sex with Nemo after we saw Tron: Legacy. NEMO???? Are you fucking kidding...
I stripped in front of russell brand in the drive thru at taco bell!!
I don’t normally reblog this but cmon, I had a one night stand with nemo in taco bell’s drive thru.
lol I made love to Rupert Grint because he paid me to. lollllllllllll
I cuddled naked with Andy Samberg at a maroon 5 concert. I am completely okay with that.
-I gave a lap dance to Andy Samberg for the lulz.
I humped Harry Potter for drugs…. I’m okay with this
I don’t normally reblog this stuff, but I gave a lap dance to Woody from Toy Story while SpongeBob filmed it.
Oh my. I humped Rupert Grint for drugs.
I flashed and molested Russel Brand in an airport restroom. haha
I gave a lap dance to Justin Beiber after we saw Tron: Legacy…. -_-
I flashed Rupert Grint for the lulz. I’m okay with this, as long as it’s for the lulz.
I molested Russel Brand because he paid me to
i flashed russell brand because i needed the money. lololol.
I made love to Leo DiCaprio for the lulz yes this pleases Bella.
I had unprotected sex with Russell Brand because he paid me to. I am such a whore.
I had unprotected sex with Eminem in an Mcdonald’s playpen. HAHA
i made love to brad pitt because he paid me to.
I made love to justin bieber at a Maroon 5 concert.
FUCK. YES. I GAVE A LAP DANCE TO RUPERT GRINT WHILE SPONGEBOB FILMED IT
I molested nemo in his parent’s bedroom D; WTF !?
i gave a lap dance to woody from toy story and then we had a pillow fight.
I made love…to Justin bieber.. for drugs.. :$
I had unprotected sex.. with Justin Bieber.. in his parent’s bedroom..